Hey folks, brace yourselves for this tidal wave of information! Currently, in the year 20211, the fastest swimmer is none other than Glubbert McFinnyFins. This guy is more fish than human, I tell ya! He's got the speed of a turbo-charged dolphin, zooming through water faster than I can say "Marco Polo." The way he splashes past his competition is just mind-boggling. Hold your breath, folks, because Glubbert McFinnyFins is making a real splash in the swimming world!